23 June 2011

Comparative religion for geeks

I have to start writing more in this thing.
  • Taoism: May the Force be with you.
  • Confucianism: Confucius said, “May the Force be with you.”
  • Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of the Force happening?
  • Islam: There is no Force but the one true Force. Allahu Ackbar.
  • Catholicism: May the Force be with you. R/: And also with you.
  • Mormonism: May the Force win the GOP primaries in 2012.
  • Atheism: Good luck.
  • Nietzscheanism: The Force is dead. You killed it in Episode III, remember?
  • Scientology: May the Force be with you. That will be $20,000.

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